Monday, February 21, 2005

Today is the 2-Week-3-Day Anniversary of The Supreme Aglet

Today is the 2-Week-3-Day anniversary of The Supreme Aglet. I already said that in the title, but I have repeated it here for those who may be title-challenged.

On this special occasion, I would like to take a few moments to thank those who have made The Supreme Aglet one of the most often-imitated--but never duplicated--blogs on the Web. (Note that the phrase "blogs on the Web" is somewhat redundant, so please re-read the previous sentence, removing the words "on the Web". I have reported this error to myself and will ensure that I am properly disciplined for the lapse in quality.)

I am particularly appreciative of the Byzantine Tulip arrangement in the stunning red vase that I received from one of my many fans. The flowers sit on my desk as we speak, and they have become a major attraction at our home. The next Tulip Viewing Party is set for this coming Saturday, admission is $10, or $8 for seniors and children under 12.

But The Supreme Aglet cannot dedicate, cannot erubidate, the blogosphere in which we occupy. The many bloggers who have gone on before have erubidated it far beyond our poor power to add or detract. It is for us, the Agleteers, then, to complete that which they so nobly gave the last full measure of their sanity to erubidate.

I should point out at this juncture that there are no such things as "Byzantine Tulips", no such word as "erubidate", the Tulip Viewing Party has been cancelled, and the world of the Supreme Aglet is once again in perfect balance.