The Supreme Aglet Prepares for St. Patrick's Day

With St. Patrick's Day nearly upon us, I feel it is fitting that we acknowledge and celebrate the Irish people and their great accomplishments, especially Braveheart, McDonald's, and the Lucky Charms guy.

The Supreme Aglet is not Irish, but certainly feels one with the resilience, ingenuity, and heartiness of the Irish people.

In getting myself into the spirit of things, I have composed a limerick:

There once was a man from space
He loved to look at his face
But the mirror on his fedora
Obscured the oncoming Toyota
Now he's part of the uglian race

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