Saturday, March 12, 2005

I Finally Got Hold of Bob

I haven't seen or heard from Bob in months, so I decided to call him. I left a message on his cell phone, but Bob did not call back within the requisite 24 hours.

I asked my wife to do me a favor and e-mail Christy, letting her know that I was trying to get hold of Bob. My wife heard back from Christy not long after that, and I was given an assurance that Bob would indeed give me a phone call.

Another day had passed, and still, I had not heard from Bob. This caused some distress, as it begged the question: am I being presumptuous about our long friendship, which dates back to 1992? Maybe I said something that offended Bob last time we met.

Having thought through these questions carefully, I realized that neither could be the case. Surely such an enduring friendship is as meaningful to Bob as it is to me, and I replayed the entire conversation from our last visit in my mind and found nothing offensive or extraordinary in any way. Bob must simply be too busy to call me back.

I thought perhaps that Bob needed a bit of prodding, so I called again and left another message on his cell phone, this time reminding him specifically that we had procured a new Foosball table.

This seems to have worked, as Bob called back the next morning. Unfortunately, my phone was off at the time and I was not able to take the call. Nonetheless, I am confident that this breaking of the cycle of silence all but guarentees that I will be talking to Bob on the phone in the very near future, and the world of the Supreme Aglet is once again in perfect balance.