The Supreme Aglet Speaks in Metaphors

The world without The Supreme Aglet is like having the wheels, but no car.

The pontifications of The Supreme Aglet are like the fog that is exhaled on a cold day.

The Supreme Aglet is fleet of foot, like a bolt from the heavens, seen before the thunder is heard.

The impact of The Supreme Aglet's words are not the earthquake, but the aftershock.

To be like The Supreme Aglet is to be like the bloomed rose removed from her unbloomed sisters.

To be in the presence of The Supreme Aglet is to get wet with the fountain of erubidation

To erubidate is impossible, for there is no such word.

And lastly, I never metaphor that I didn't like, and the world of the Supreme Aglet is once again in perfect balance.