Today is Fan Mail Friday #5

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This week's fan mail comes from Agleteer "Nickle the Pickle", (The Supreme Aglet will not reveal the full identity of fan mail contributors unless specifically requested):

You are of a strange nature. The scary part is that I am getting used to it.

Agleteer Nickle, I assure you that your acclamation to Agletism is not only normal, but healthy.

I picture a world--a veritable Utopia--in which all people, regardless of size, shape, color, or toothpaste preference, come around to my way of thinking and to my view of the world as a peaceful and congenial place where all are subject to my whim.

You are a proto-citizen of this future world. You are the beginning of the future, the seed, the singularity, the pioneer. You and others like you are paving the path to this perfect future. And on that day which the last person on Earth becomes an Agleteer, we will rename the planet "Agleteeria", and the world of the Supreme Aglet is once again in perfect balance.