Wednesday Essay Contest #1

In my never-ending endeavor to improve the intellectual disposition of my minions, I shall now introduce a new weekly featurette called "Wednesday Essay Contest #n", where n is the sequentially numbered essay contest featurette, beginning with the number 1.

This week, I am asking my vast readership to write two or three paragraphs on the matter of licked stamp adhesives as compared with the pre-adhesive sort. Which do you prefer?

Next Wednesday, I will announce the winner and post his or her entry. (Note the use of both genders in the previous sentence, not only indicating the sort of progressive individual that The Supreme Aglet truly is, but also setting an example for essay writers everywhere.)

Submit your essay to thesupremeaglet@hotmail.com, and the world of the Supreme Aglet is once again in perfect balance.