Saturday, March 19, 2005

The Supreme Aglet Answers his Critics

Some Agleteers have been writing in complaint of The Supreme Aglet's recent brief post, in which I engaged in a moment of tearseness and clarity.

The complaints I received tend mostly to center around the smashing of expectations due to the lack of sufficient articulation of a struggle or other relevant topic of discussion.

If I want to be verbose, then I will do that which I have decided is the thing which I wish to do having expressed that wish and otherwise indicated my intention of doing the thing I said I would do; specifically, that it is my decision that I shall choose to be verbose when I feel I want to be regardless of the motivation and/or compulsion to verbosify and erubidate, acknowledging that there is no such word as "erubidate".

If I want to be tearse, then fine.

In the end, it matters only that I have fulfilled my obligation to express my thoughts and wishes to all you losers--er, to all of you nice people who take time out of their day to share life's daily struggles and triumphs, and the world of the Supreme Aglet is once again in perfect balance.