Of Rubber Bands and Pancakes

The title of today's post was intended to draw your interest, yet this particular post has nothing to do with rubber bands or pancakes. Rather, it is about pencils and ladybugs, although neither of these is the subject of today's post either.

Today, I have gathered Agleteers together to discuss something of great importance, and completely irrelevant: that is, we will not discuss the viscosity of ice cream, nor will we address any issues pertaining to boneless shrimp.

Yeah, you know what I'm talkin' about...

Sunglasses and soda pop
An elephant sundae with a cherry on top
The red light flashing says "hey man, stop!"
You wouldn't want a ticket from the cop
Just like a freaky turtle, you hop hop hop
Wasn't it Hanson that sang "Mmm Bop"?
And sent you off dancing with that mop?
Until you were noticed by your Pop?
Who said "kid, clean up that slop!"
So you worked until you dropped
But realized your room grew a crop
The whole thing seemed like a flop
...until you noticed that the world of the Supreme Aglet is once again in perfect balance.