The Supreme Aglet Reveals His Alias

My vast readership is plainly aware of the fact that my true identity as The Supreme Aglet must be kept secret, and that I actually live my life under an alias name, participating as an ordinary citizen, wearing normal clothing rather than the blue and red tights I have on at the moment.

Many have asked me who my alias is. They wonder if they have met my alias self on the street somewhere, or perhaps at the gas station or Taco Bell.

Who is The Supreme Aglet's alias?

After giving it much thought, I have decided to publish my name and contact information, including my address, Social Security number, and a credit card number just to prove that I really am the person I claim to be. So, without further ado, my nam[Microsoft ODBC - call failed. Please contact the system administrator. @101#]orld of the Supreme Aglet is once again in perfect balance.