The Supreme Aglet tells Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Aggie.
Aggie who?
Aggie-let.
...
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Fannie.
Fannie who?
Fanni-mail Friday.
...
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Baha.
Baha who?
Baha-llio.
...
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Verizon.
Verizon sucks?
Right.
...
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
This dress.
This dress who?
This dress caused some distress.
...
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
He and She
He and She who?
Note the use of both genders in this knock-knock joke...
...
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Indy.
Indy who
...Indy-cating the sort of progessive individual that The Supreme Aglet truly is.
...
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Chicken soup
Chicken soup who?
Chicken soup-reme Aglet.
...
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Yoo-Ann
Yoo-Ann who?
Just me.
...
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
The world.
The world who?
The world of the Supreme Aglet is once again in perfect balance.
Who's there?
Aggie.
Aggie who?
Aggie-let.
...
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Fannie.
Fannie who?
Fanni-mail Friday.
...
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Baha.
Baha who?
Baha-llio.
...
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Verizon.
Verizon sucks?
Right.
...
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
This dress.
This dress who?
This dress caused some distress.
...
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
He and She
He and She who?
Note the use of both genders in this knock-knock joke...
...
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Indy.
Indy who
...Indy-cating the sort of progessive individual that The Supreme Aglet truly is.
...
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Chicken soup
Chicken soup who?
Chicken soup-reme Aglet.
...
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Yoo-Ann
Yoo-Ann who?
Just me.
...
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
The world.
The world who?
The world of the Supreme Aglet is once again in perfect balance.
posted by The Supreme Aglet at 7:52 AM
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