Weekend Edition: How to Assemble a Schmicknick

The Supreme Aglet will continue to combine the Saturday and Sunday editions of The Supreme Aglet into a single weekend edition, and containing only a single thought to ponder.

The thought for this week:

How to Assemble a Schmicknick

The following is reprinted with permission from the Feldman and Sons Schmicknick manual:

1. Arrange the enclosed dinkums (3) in parallel, approximately 6 inches apart.

2. Affix the mushnoos to each dinkum, holding the blunt end of each mushnoo firmly against the mushnoo fooby on the other end. There are 4 mushnoos per dinkum.

3. Insert a flubbum for each set of mushnoos across the aligned dinkums.

4. Attach a fooby to the end of each flubbum to hold it in place.

5. With the dinkum assembly completed, carefully place and align the meenopple atop the dinkum assembly. Turn sideways and have an adult hold it upright.

6. Ensure that the meenopple wangschmeres penetrate all the way through the dinkums. Attach a fooby to the end of each meenopple wangschmere.

7. Your schmicknick is now ready to operate, and the world of the Supreme Aglet is once again in perfect balance.