Today is Fan Mail Friday on Tuesday #8

Having extended our "Fan Mail Friday #n" featurette to Tuesday, The Supreme Aglet humbly submits a letter from one who identifies himself as "Richard T." It seems that the ongoing discussion about stinky titan, (who we're referring to by the code name "Verizon"), has attracted controversy on both sides:

Mr. Supreme Aglet, this crusade you're on about Verizon is really getting on my nerves. I hope you balance your complaints by printing my message, and it is this: like you, I have several Verizon services. I've never had any major problems with Verizon. My cell phone, home phone, and DSL work fine. Maybe it's something you're doing wrong, and you should think about that instead of blaming Verizon for your troubles.

Richard T., due to the vast resources available to me (a.k.a. Google), a quick search of your suspicious e-mail address reveals that you are actually a Verizon employee or contractor posing as a fake Agleteer. Interestingly, the acronym resulting from "Fake Agleteer Richard T." spells "F.A.R.T."

It is also clear that you are a Verizon employee because your reasoning is based on the fact that your Verizon services work for you, therefore my Verizon services work fine for me even when they don't.

Then again, I may be jumping to conclusions considering that you left out the twenty useless questions, but maybe you missed that day of training.

I suspect you can hear me now, and the world of the Supreme Aglet is once again in perfect balance.