A.G.L.E.T.

Today, I shall endeavor to make the word "aglet" even more meaningful by proposing several ways to acronymize the word:

Aglets
Give
Laces an
Easier way to
Tug

Angles are something I learned in
Geometry, although I didn't listen well in class.
Luckily, I have yet to require
Euclid's
Theorems for daily living.

Ants
Get
Less
E-Mail,
Tony.

A
Gold-plated
Llama
Eats no
Tin

Ain't
Gonna
Leave ya'. Gonna love ya' forever and
Ever,
Till the sun don't shine no more.

Awfully
Good
Lentil soup.
Eat some,
Tony.

Anytime you need to
Get in to
Larry's house,
Enter
Through the front door rather than the chimney.

All
Great
Letters must
End,
Tony

And the world of the Supreme AGLet is oncE again in perfecT balance.