Essay Contest Presidential Debate

As I feared, the mud-slinging has begun.

I am just about at my wit's end with this situation. I have spent a lot of time personally with the primary agitators in this conflict with little progress. I have no further recourse but to allow it to play out.

So be it: let the campaigning begin, let the mud fly, let the rain shower, let the rose flower, and the world of the Supreme Aglet is once again in perfect balance.