Fan Mail Friday on Tuesday, Wednesday Edition

Having moved the Fan Mail Friday on Tuesday featurette to Wednesday, The Supreme Aglet submits the following missive from one of his foreign readers:

Supreme Aglet, very wise you are. Join me you must, for a Jedi you must be, and fulfill your destiny you must.

Yoda

Agleteer Yoda,

Backwards talk I can also. Amazing it's the human brain how could understand saying what I am though even backward doing it. Example for, readers mine probably are following along with problem little. Perhaps more even interesting is that choose they keep to reading though sense even this makes none, yet brains ours is stimulated this by, we hence reading keep.

Long how reading keep will they? Far so, real point none have I made. Have they don't better anything to do read this than? Work they late aren't for? Go feed to need the dog don't they?

Mackerel Holy! The this is paragraph third nonsense this of, and reading they are still. Loser what a!

Address your concern to regarding Jedi joining must I, all say that I have that is I full have my hands with saving planet mine. Example for, yesterday had to my planet save from an asteroid oncoming, disposed of which I did my bare hands with, (actually, gloves I wore).

So, luck good on the Empire defeating, but pass I'll have to on your offer, and world the Supreme Aglet in perfect balance once again is.