Weekend Edition Featurette #1
The Supreme Aglet will now proceed to combine the Saturday and Sunday editions of The Supreme Aglet into a single weekend edition, and containing only a single thought to ponder.
The thought for this week is this:
If I'm using shampoo that is orange and smells like tangerines, why does it lather up white?
If anyone has any problem with this new weekend format, please call (800) 567-6789. When you get someone on the line, say to him or her "your service sucks". I do not offer this remedy in jest; I am seriously asking you to call that number and utter those words.
Note the use of both genders in the preceding paragraph, indicating the sort of progressive individual that The Supreme Aglet truly is. Note also that the world of the Supreme Aglet is once again in perfect balance.
The thought for this week is this:
If I'm using shampoo that is orange and smells like tangerines, why does it lather up white?
If anyone has any problem with this new weekend format, please call (800) 567-6789. When you get someone on the line, say to him or her "your service sucks". I do not offer this remedy in jest; I am seriously asking you to call that number and utter those words.
Note the use of both genders in the preceding paragraph, indicating the sort of progressive individual that The Supreme Aglet truly is. Note also that the world of the Supreme Aglet is once again in perfect balance.
posted by The Supreme Aglet at 8:11 AM
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