The Supreme Aglet Disappears!

Ballio here. Perhaps you've heard the news, (listen to Chuck Weaver's report here).

I'm freaked out. I first realized something was wrong when TSA (his friends call him "TSA") didn't show up for our monthly Bunco last night. He's never missed one, and even if he was going to bail on us, he would have at least called, e-mailed, or sent a singing telegram like he did last Tuesday when he couldn't make it for Canasta.

This is not good. PLEASE keep an eye out for anything that will help us find out what happened to the Supreme Aglet. If you have any tips, please e-mail them to me at iamballio@hotmail.com and I will make sure they get to the proper authorities asap.

I'll keep you posted.

Signed,
Ballio