The Song of Crimino

If you have not met Crimino, or if you have otherwise not been following the story of Ballio and the Great Wonder Wizard, then I will assume you have not been reading The Supreme Aglet faithfully, and that you are therefore a loser.

Today, I have composed a song inspired by Crimino's past. It is to be sung to the tune of AC/DC's Back in Black:

Back in jail
I hit the rail
I took the money and I thought I would sail

I got caught
Thanks a lot
I guess I thought the DOJ could be bought

I was clever you see
My lawyer working with me
A trail of money through an obfuscated sea

I got nine counts
But I'll bounce
I'll bamboozle you and then you'll be trounced

'cause I'm back!
Yes, I'm back!
Mama, I'm Back!
Yes, I'm back!
Well, I'm back, back.
Well, I'm back in jail, yes I'm back in jail!

Back in the pen
I'm doin' ten
I'll meet new friends and I'll get out and then

I'll find a schmuck
Who's outta' luck
I'll take his Wonder Dust and then he'll be stuck

With quite a mess
Here's my address:
Penitentiary in Los An-ge-les

You'll find me here
Steerin' clear
Of Bubba who's been starin' at my rear

'cause I'm back!
Yes, I'm back!
Well, I'm Back!
Yes, I'm back!
Well, I'm back, back.
Well, I'm back in jail, yes I'm back in jail!

(Crimino's cool guitar solo)

Well, I'm back, back,
Back, back, back, back,
Back in jail, yes, I'm back in jail

And so, having officially become hip and with it for writing lyrics to an AC/DC tune, the world of the Supreme Aglet is once again in perfect balance.